This black fur rug feels a bit porny. Don’t make eye contact with the older lady in the corner. Oh god… I hope no one…
After a bad injury, when I booked my first ever sports massage, I was shocked at the level of intimacy. The experience was more intimate,…
This is a story of community, kindness and sharting. I arrived around midday at a little surf town in the north of Peru called Lobitos:…
I woke up on the 1st of January this year in a double bed spooning two of my friends in their dad’s apartment in a…
“I need to buy some bin bags to shit in or there’ll be an explosion in the night,” said my fiancé of one month, roughly…
It was the eve of my 30th birthday: a painfully gorgeous afternoon in the south-east of Tasmania. A handful of friends and I were basking…
This is a tale of how five young boys took on the corporate giants, putting the no-questions-asked refund policy of Wal-Mart to the ultimate test….
It was the Friday of a long weekend and, in true hobo fashion, two friends and I had purchased the cheapest impromptu bus tickets we…
I will never forget the screams of those floating Germans. There I was, belly up on a scorching tube, drifting down the guts of the…
I can’t even show you the CD. Why? Because I threw that five-track motherfucker straight into the Chao Phraya River, Bangkok’s crystal clear aquatic thoroughfare….
“Prost!” Our steins clunk; beer spills over the side and splashes onto my cheap 50-euro dirndl — but I’m too sloppy to notice. It’s Oktoberfest…
“Farkkk. Well, there go our winter holiday plans.” As Gladys announced the NSW-Victorian border closure, I felt my heart sink. It wasn’t unexpected, just another…
