India
Namaste!
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Hobo Tips
Hobo Yarns
The Halloween Puja
I’m going to be a boxer. I walk to town and ask my tailor to make me a…I’d Never Been to Hospital, Then I Went to India
Day One: Anjuna Beach Guesthouse, Goa The sound of the ocean woke me. Flames seemed to lick at my…No One Ever Told Me How to Reject a Billionaire
I have a habit of getting into cars with strange men. And despite what your mother may have…Oscar-Worthy Performances in the Streets of India
Pottering through a lively marketplace in the lakeside Indian town of Pushkar, I was seized around the elbow…I Lost My Passport — And Found My Calm — In India
The noise, the chaotic traffic that felt like a death-sentence every time I attempted to cross the road,…My Escape from a Creep in the Deserts of Rajasthan
I was sitting in the red sand of the desert not far from the border of Pakistan and…A Lonely Planet Surprise in India
My stay in Rajasthan’s Royal City of Udaipur was intended to be a Lonely Planet special: accommodation, eating…Down at the Burning Ghats
The holy river was choked with garbage. Mounds of single-use cups and plastic bags swam alongside shimmering gold…I Acted in a Bollywood Film High on Opium
White tourists in India. They really don’t do much good do they? Beside reading copious amounts of Shantaram,…That Awkward Feeling When Someone Starts Masturbating in Public
I’ve got this aesthetically-gifted friend, Leggie Blonde. She’s the kind of girl you’d bring along to India as…Tripping on Bhang Lassi
Varanasi: considered one of the oldest surviving cities of the world and a place not to be missed…Welcome to Kolkata
My introduction to what is renowned as one of India’s poorest cities was typically Indian, and the car…The Penis Behind my Eyelids
Since I first started pressing my naked body against other naked men – which, for the record was…
