It felt surreal despite the bloody normalcy of it all. Where were the paparazzi, the dark sunglasses? I was at Sydney airport and I’d just…
A couple of years ago, I found myself in Bali interviewing Australian kids about their experiences at schoolies. At around midnight, I found a boy I’d…
Words are my favourite things. Over the course of humanity, we’ve whittled down and refined the primordial grunts and groans and utterances into the definitive…
Coming from the Gold Coast and having just moved to Bali – two places infamous for their tackiness – I have become well aware of…
Under the guise of progression, our society has willingly thrown away invaluable household traditions, such as respect for elders, social etiquette and, most importantly, shame….
“Nup, you fucked it! Bend your knees more. Move your right hand down a bit. Stop… yep, that’s it.” You’ve had this conversation once before…
In a society convinced of its own self-importance and obsessed with image, Instagram rules. Go see a band and count how many people have their…
Lads on Tour are easily identifiable. You walk into a hostel, bar or party and they’re grouped together, grabbing at each other’s scrotums, downing a…
You’re Not From the Fucking First Fleet, You Fuckwit I know this is a website for the young, STI-riddled, middle-class, educated modern hobo, but for…
Facebook is an unusual beast. Seemingly, it has the lot: the cure for boredom; procrastination; unusually candid insights into people’s overly public life; some boobs…
