Where I live, the feminine style, philosophy and lifestyle du jour is that of the “Mermaid Moonbeam Sister”. MMSs are defined by their culturally-ignorant bindis,…
Words are my favourite things. Over the course of humanity, we’ve whittled down and refined the primordial grunts and groans and utterances into the definitive…
This is a work of fiction and any relation to any person alive or dead is truly hilarious if you know who I’m talking about….
You’re Not From the Fucking First Fleet, You Fuckwit I know this is a website for the young, STI-riddled, middle-class, educated modern hobo, but for…
I killed a pig once, in provincial France. By killed, I mean I held its rear left leg while two men held a front leg…
