“Oi,” boomed Kristy across the kitchen. It was a rainy Budapest afternoon in our rather shabby hostel – the type people come to stay at…
A two-hour scooter ride through wet rice paddies and shadowy rainforest, and I was descending into the valley of Ubud. Overwhelmed by the busy streets…
“You are now leaving the European Union,” claims a sign as you enter the free zone of Christiania, Denmark, and while not exactly true, the…
Booking flights is a lot like gambling. Both contain a hidden system – a secret knowledge accessible to the privy elite that, when cracked, opens…
They surrounded me. Ten legs standing, five fingers – pointing, three penises waving, four tits swaying – all wrinkled and dry, turned to leather from…
When it comes to Mary Jane, I’m probably one of the biggest rookies alive. Despite my noble attempts to make smoking weed look cool and…
Sitting in a restaurant in Bali, I notice a lot of people who don’t deserve to be here. Not under normal class rules anyway. This…
Everyone knows Kuta sucks. Tourism has swept through the city like a cancer, transforming all the healthy old cells into toxic clubs, hotels with swimming…
Personally, I love my foreskin. My whole dick for that matter – the weird little alien thing, growing and shrinking (sometimes oozing), lazing around my…
When I wake up, the hostel room seems hotter and whiter than before, maybe even smaller, if that makes sense. My alarm’s ting-a-ling grows louder…
Finding yourself overseas with an empty bank account is commonplace for most who laboured under the myth — probably at your shitty local pub —…
Under the guise of progression, our society has willingly thrown away invaluable household traditions, such as respect for elders, social etiquette and, most importantly, shame….
