I will never forget the screams of those floating Germans. There I was, belly up on a scorching tube, drifting down the guts of the…
Get There: QV, Little Lonsdale Street. To book, check out their website. Cost: $100 a room, maximum six people. Arms awkwardly balancing on the person…
Lads on Tour are easily identifiable. You walk into a hostel, bar or party and they’re grouped together, grabbing at each other’s scrotums, downing a…
When it comes to religion, I had a fairly broad upbringing. My nan appeared on Crossing Over with John Edwards and swore she’d spoken with…
It’s significantly cheaper than home and there are very few rules. A huge verandah stretches above the banks of a calm, fresh-water river. Beers are…
You’re Not From the Fucking First Fleet, You Fuckwit I know this is a website for the young, STI-riddled, middle-class, educated modern hobo, but for…
19 Cuttlefish Drive, North Lakes, 4509 To whom it may concern, I, Scout Fisher, wish for the attached fine to be reviewed. Firstly, there is…
I detest having to pack my knife into my check-in baggage when flying. When I arrive at a new airport, the first thing I do…
Get There: From Central Station get the Metro to Waterlooplein, then its a straight walk down Valkenburgerstraat to number 124 Cost: 8 Bed mixed dorm from…
The sun beats down on your shoulders like dead weight and the air is so thick with humidity and pollution that you’re struggling to breathe….
Whether hiking through nature or immersing yourself in another culture, travellers often want to feel like they are doing something “real”. Finding an authentic experience…
‘FRONTIERSMAN, BEAR ATTACK DETERRANT’ The label read. It was a parting gift. I was now as prepared as I ever would be for my hitch hiking adventure across…
