Buenos Aires: Palermo Hollywood
Get There: Head to Palermo – Ave Cnel. Niceto Vega and Calle Honduras – anytime after 2am. It’s a serious rookie mistake heading out before 1.
Cost: Entry: 30 – 100ARS ($3-10AUD); Drinks: Free if you flirt; Leaving the club to see it’s daylight: Priceless.
Alright, sleazebags: it’s your time to shine in this city’s number one nightclub scene. The Argentinian men are some of the smoothest talking (and dancing) in the world, but, be warned – the ladies are a little harder to crack. Head on down to Palermo Hollywood, and get ready to dance. The liquor is cheap, and a little (a lot) questionable, but you’re here to party until sunrise, so fill that gaping orifice at the front of your face with a drink (or someone else’s tongue, whatever). Go on, get yourself a gaucho, and giddy up.
Hobo Tip: On a Thursday, Niceto (Niceto Vega 5510) transforms into Club 69, where belly dancers, burlesque performers and drag queens are all waiting for you.