
I Got Barracuded in Singapore and Paid for it
A few weeks ago, I went out for cocktails with an old friend of mine who had just returned from her honeymoon in Bali. She and I had always spoken about sex quite openly, and after an hour or so of the obligatory wedding chat, our conversation became more interesting. She had often divulged to me that, while she and her partner enjoyed a healthy and regular sex life, her orgasms were few and far between. I half-humorously asked her if there had been any improvements in this department since the wedding, to which she replied, “Well, it’s funny you should ask me that.”
Unfortunately (or perhaps not so), they’d chosen a rather stormy time of year for their honeymoon, and had ended up spending a lot of time in the resort spa. After a few days of Swedish full-body and hot stone massages, the only option left unexplored was the couple’s tantric massage, which happened to include a ‘Yoni massage’ for the woman. Without going into much detail, she told me the experience had completely adjusted her attitude towards sex, and that she’s enjoyed more orgasms during this month than her life’s total beforehand. “You have got to get one,” she said, “I really think it would help you settle down and look at sex a bit differently” (being 12 years my senior, she looks upon my tally with slight condescension and disgust).
I spent a few days mulling over the pros and cons – at worst I’d feel really uncomfortable paying some dirty creep to feel me up, and at best I’d become addicted to paying for sex(ual stimulation). It was probably more intrigue than anything, but as a selfish being I very much enjoyed the sound of “receiving without feeling the need to reciprocate” – except with the cash of course. I talked myself into it (actually it wasn’t that difficult), and started Googling my options. Who knew there’d be so many! Despite the 40 or so Craigslist offerings, I steered clear of the classifieds and had a look at some of the more professional websites. There were plenty of Yoni services mentioned half-way down a mass of male-oriented Asian “massage” sites, but I have to admit that felt a little bit seedy. I finally settled on somebody who described himself as an attractive 32-year-old ex-army officer. His website was professional, tailored to women only, and he even had a designated studio for the massage to take place in. Totes legit.
I called Michael on a Tuesday afternoon (I’d have felt a bit cheap using the online booking form). He was very polite and chatty, and before mentioning anything about an appointment he asked me to tell him about about myself and my sexual history. It wasn’t exactly the shortest conversation on record, because he wouldn’t leave any stone unturned. I didn’t want to allow myself too much time to back out, so I arranged to meet him in a hotel the following afternoon.
I arrived in the lobby an hour early to check in and get ready – I still wasn’t sure what for. When I got up to the room, I had a shower and without thinking about it, washed off my makeup and ran the water over my hair. When I got out and looked in the mirror, I thought “Oh fuck!” I was about to have some kind of sexual experience with this person, no matter how clinical, and I’d just undone the hour I spent making myself look pretty and girly for him. I had a mild panic attack before realising I didn’t want to be late to meet someone when I’m paying them by the hour, and so headed downstairs feeling altogether less glamorous.
When Michael first walked through the revolving lobby door, I honestly thought he was too good-looking to be the man I was waiting for. He was tall and blonde with a pristine smile and friendly green eyes – this really wasn’t helping me feel any more comfortable about being bare-faced. He walked straight up to me, shook my hand with both of his and said, “Let’s get upstairs, shall we?” The 22 floors worth of seconds spent in that lift felt like the longest of my life, and I’m sure he heard my heart beating. I opened the door to our room (our room?!) and he told me to take off my shoes while he did the same. I stood awkwardly by the desk as he started unpacking myriad oils and lotions onto the bedside table.
Without saying a word, he went into the bathroom and, to my surprise, got into the shower. We weren’t going to fuck, were we? Surely he should just wash his hands? What was even more unnerving was that he’d left the bathroom door open! Was I supposed to join him? Thankfully I decided against it. I closed the curtains, stripped naked and lay down on the bed. He emerged a few minutes later, fully clothed. He put on some music and kneeled down next to me in a hippie, yoga-esque pose before beginning his services…
Despite me being naked and uncovered, the first half an hour or so was very tame. Michael gave me a professional massage from head to toe, perhaps only spending a little too long on my upper thighs. He then moved my legs apart and sat in between them. He poured the rose-scented oil over my nipples before leaning in and massaging my breasts, expertly! I was definitely turned on, but not in the way that I wanted to wrap my legs around him and pull him deeply into me. As he moved his hands down my stomach and closer to my clit, it became more erotic. I was no longer lying passively still, but arching my pelvis up in the direction of his fingers, almost begging him to touch me… and then he did.
The Yoni part of the massage was very slow and extremely sensual – more akin to a Sunday afternoon session with a long-term love than a one-night guy who feels like maybe he should make you cum too (oh, how generous). After spending an excruciating amount of time circling me, he gently put his middle finger inside me, shortly followed by another one. So far the massage had been exactly what I was expecting – it felt great, I was pretty close to an orgasm, and he’d been very professional. The way he had touched me was perfectly in line with what I’d read about Yoni massages, and so I was completely underprepared when Michael (albeit gently) slid one of his fingers into my ass.
I’m not sure if it was the shock of what was happening, or that it felt good, but I came almost immediately – and it was definitely top five material. My body convulsed around his fingers for what felt like minutes and my heart was racing. He continued to touch me and told me to fight the sensitivity, and before I knew it my body was shaking all over again! Kudos to Michael, no man has ever given me two orgasms so little time apart. He left me on the bed in my comatose state and returned with a ginger and lemongrass tea for each of us. Michael propped me up, slid in behind me and rubbed my back for twenty minutes or so while I drank my tea. Neither of us said a word – he knew I was satisfied and I didn’t feel the need to praise his performance. Win-win.
The most awkward part of the whole experience was handing him an envelope of cash and showing him the door, but no part of it ever really felt cheap. It’s definitely not something I would consider doing again – as great as it was, I’ve had better (and for free) – but it was a very different sexual experience to anything I’ve had previously. For once, it was entirely about me, and I still can’t work out if that made me feel a bit lonely at the time, or if it made me wish that it was all about me more often. Whatever Michael did to me, it certainly got me thinking, and I’d recommend him any day of the week.
Cover by Mauro Francosini
Wow! Can I hv Michael’s contact if u dun mind pls?
HI, i would be going to bali in a few weeks time. do u still remember which resort did your friend went?
Can I have michael’s contact? Thanks
Hi,Can I have both the resort and Michael’s contact please? Thank you.
Can I have the contact for Michael please. Thanks in advance.
HI Can you please provide me with the contact details.
Id love to have Micheals contact details please. X
Hi can I hv michaels contact pls?
Michael hp:81607002
His contact 81607002
While in Bali, I tried to contact him but he didn’t pick up the phone. So I did some googling and found another man named Cal whose blog is yoni-massage-in-bali.blogspot.com. He massaged me for two hours. He’s an Indonesian. I really enjoyed his service. Highly recommended!
Hi.
I think maybe you may be looking at the yoni massage differenty to me. Lets have an open discussion.
When I first learnt about yoni massage it wasnt from the angle of reaching a goal.
an orgasm is actually just an added bonus if any orgasm occurs at all.
I have been taught that yoni massage is to “map out” the inner workings of our yoni. And also to heal. our yoni walls have many many muscles and just like our shoulders and neck muscles, it gets sore and “knotty” yoni massage can be painful in that sense.
we use the massage to heal as we hold 60% of trauma in our cervix. alot of women who have sexual issues ranging from hypertension or sexual abuse etc. really use yoni massage as a way to learn about their yoni and to heal.
just a different perspective as I am going through my journey to heal. i just got the feeling that maybe you saw the yoni as a one time thing because you maybe didnt look at it from a different perspective?
i dont see it as a sex service, because it isnt, its a holistic treatment. its not a prostitute thing, its a doctor thing.
i dont know, but its good to talk about it
I had a similar experience with Daniel. You can contact him at 81824137
I recommend Fred (Whoopie), he can only be contacted on wechat: a2564819191
Hi Linda, would you be so kind as to provide his website..? Thank you!
Hey Linda – seems like a few digits missing?
I think Michael wrote this nonsense and now all the homely cows want his number, so starved they are for an average hand job. Who more pathetic, the women who flap for Michael’s number or the loser guys they know who can’t even give them a hand job. Well, it’s win win for Michael. Except for the fact he has to make living jerking off mutts. Ugh.
Had a good cute looking guy call Gary..his massage is quite good and bf experience like my first boy ever…wechat only mkl11111111
Wow, what a read!
A lot of my clients feel a similar sort of awkwardness which is a shame really because the actual massage itself they seem to really enjoy it. It’s just one of those things I guess.
I think the key is for the woman to know that you’re not a guy who’s sole mission is to give you a quick finger bang! Once it is clear that you are genuine and not a creep you can then relax and enjoy yourself!
May I know how much he charge?
Hi Sonya, I opened the blog http://yoni-massage-in-bali.blogspot.com. that you mentioned and emailed him. Cal answered my email and said that he was not in Bali. He was traveling to Raja Ampat. Fortunately, I was planning to go to there too. So, we decided to meet in Sorong city. I had two sessions with him and they were free. He did not charge me any fee because he had other job. I really enjoyed the massage 🙂
Very Verrrrrry highly recommended
https://11fingersmassage.wordpress.com
He made me experience my dream fantasy
Excellent massage with 10 fingers & Lost count on how many times I actually came with his 11th finger
Love the name of the website. Self-explanatory 😉
Guarantee you’ll call him more than once during your trip to Bali
( just like I did …. every single day 🙂 )
Discounted prices upon completing / filling up the questionnaire via email. FYI, I got 50% off.
Very Veryyyy Recommended
https://11fingersmassage.wordpress.com
I had the experience of my Dream Fantasy come true
Loved the 10 fingers body massage and then when he got to
the 11th Finger, I really was in another world. Lost count on how many
times I actually came.
Name of the website is self-explanatory 😉
Love his touch. Tall & good looking guy.
I guarantee that you would actually get this massage every single day of your trip in Bali ( just like I did 🙂 )
Don’t forget to fill the questionnaire that is sent to you by email.
FYI, I got 50% off.
I have already started planning for my next trip to Bali :p
Looking to see if anyone has heard of Bali Dreamers. Was looking to use him during my stay.
Hi Natalia! I just have some questions since I’m thinking of going to Bali in a few weeks. How long does the session last? Is there any info on the rates? And is the masseur a local or Caucasian?
Hi Marge & Holly,
@Marge: Every session lasted a minimum of 2 hours. Regarding charges, it would totally depend on the number of sessions you intend to book and what exactly are you looking for. Send them an email on 11fingersmassage@gmail.com and describe your expectation/fantasy. The masseur I opted for was mixed-blood. He was really fun & hot too. He delivered beyond what I expected. Trust me you won’t regret! Make sure you’re booked wayyy before your trip. My friend & I planned to spend our new years in Bali but since they’re fully booked, we’re gonna reschedule our next trip in Jan or Feb 😉
I think more than celebrating new years, it is the massage that is bringing us back to bali.
@Holly: During my trip, my best friend did use him once. Even she preferred “11 fingers massage” and thanks me for my suggestion till date.
I was in Singapore and had a wonderful experience with Michael, he was amazing! All round body massage included, with a great ending. I was thoroughly relaxed. Cute smile and butt too! He has Whatsapp or SMS at +65 81824137.
hi Vicky.. may I ask if michael was Singaporean?
What’s Michael’s website?
I met a guy called Rain in Singapore he serve me well and end of the day with a happy ending, text him 81222228.
Met a good guy called kelvin doing a good job… Text him at wechat tkw88888888kelvin
Michael comes back to town sometimes. His number still works on Whatsapp, try +65 81824137
Check out M for total yoni bliss @ WeChat LZM777333 Outcall for ladies only
Tried a guy J, he’s pretty new but he gave me a wonderful 2hrs. He doesn’t charge me as he’s still learning the trade. Contact him by email baracode@gmail.com
If you will visit Taipei Taiwan, please feel free to visit our web for info on tantra yoni massage services provided by Taipei Masseur.
https://taipeimasseurblog.wordpress.com/tantramassage
Please search taipeimasseurblog via Google.
Taipei Masseur – Oil Massage and Tantra Sensual Massage Workshop. For lady and couple clients. Tantric SPA
I am Sherly, finally i got a masseur in Singapore on Locanto. He doing a professional Tantra Yoni massage with full body massage, really no words to describe that experience, that was a mind blowing experience. Totally melt away my stress, got multiple orgasmic level and first time i got my squirting in my life. Now i am one of his regular customer. If anyone interested to feel what is a real yoni massage call him at 90051152. (Kaanson)
I just had my regular session with Michael, he is amazing! Whatsapp him at +65 88081485
Super!
Here’s another one in Singapore. This guy is my regular therapist. He’s very friendly and will put you at ease. The massage was amazing. Hard to explain the feeling. You really have to experience it yourself.
WhatsApp 81898495 https://www.locanto.sg/x/simonyonimassage
Stef, found a decent one lady week called Jimmy. Decent and professionally discreet. Busy most time but managed reach him on email jimmysingw@aol.com
Jimmy was cute and professional. Replied my email and arranged after 2 days. Booked him at jimmysing2@aol.com
I’ve tried Michael but also tried another guy Sam through my friends in Singapore……and you know what, he’s much more experienced than Michael …..superb fingers works with all pressure points attended ….. I was into dreamland very quickly….. and without noticing it, I was awaken by exploding climaxes over and over again,,!! It was truly an amazing encounter…….