- Emotional Gap Fat: Occurs when gappies feel homesick and start eating their feelings.
- “Fuck It” Gap Fat: Drinking the night (and day) away, eating anything and everything and using elevators instead of stairs.
- Stingy Gap Fat: Most of you know whom I’m referring to – those travellers who stick strictly to their budgets and remind you frequently about that 30 baht you still owe them. These stingy gappies choose only the cheapest of foods. Carbs and processed goods: yum. Who would pay for a salad when you can get a big, greasy pizza for the same price and be full for most of the day?
Grace Burns is a contributor and social media dabbler for Global Hobo. She channels her inner Gemini and levitates around the world, teaching yoga, writing and floating on a magical carpet of pure wonder.